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Oh? The J in FSJ is for Jeeps? We didn't know that.....that explains all the Jeeps around here.
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Ristow's dog 'Nixon' will demonstrate how to rebuild a double cardon joint on the back lawn. Tipping is allowed, bring biscuits.
And Aaron's cat 'Clinton' will demonstrate how to make sweet love to a blankie. Bring a blankie.
Free tech advise: If we can't fix it, we'll tell you how screwed you are. Tsk Tsking and shaking heads spoken here.
The 'Collective Guilt' workshop has been cancelled, and it's all of our faults.
We feature a 'safe space' for members traumatized by election results. It's under the stairs, bring Aaron comic books and jerky
We are temporarily sold out of all 'Ristow is right, again' merchandise. Rain checks will be issued.
Get a free "Ristow is right, again" daily reminder calendar with every "MAKE RISTOW GREAT AGAIN" hat.
Guest speaker for the JC Jones Leadership series this week: Madonna! She promised to 'inflate our tires' if we invited her.
Well, we think it was our tires. It involved inflation of some sort.
We are temporarily banning all white republican native Americans, until we can improve our vetting process.
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The Prissy Feelings Matter group has cancelled their protest due to inclement weather, and will reschedule when it's nice out.
The Snide/Snarky Answer workshop meets in Ristow cushion fort immediately after the Ristoration meeting
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The "Day without White Males" scheduled for the 29rd has been cancelled. We all have to work, dammit.
The Ristoration Association meets Friday afternoons at Ristow's fart cushion. Bring a bottle of Febreze.
Also, bring a new password. Ristow can't remember the old one. Make it easy to remember, please
Project Starters Anonymous meetings meet out by the J20 V10 NV4500. Bring a lawn chair.
8.0 V10-NV4500 J20 project now acting as a wind break. But when it gets going, boy howdy, progress will be brisk.
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Annual enrollment is this month. Dues are set to rise by 125% , thanks to the Affordable Forum Act.
Our safe space is being remodeled, new features will be a hot chocolate fountain, coloring books, and stuffed animals.
And juice boxes, dammit. Or at least a few Capri Sun pouches between story hour and nap time.
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