Strode
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Post by Strode on Jun 27, 2015 13:48:07 GMT -6
 For Sale: Craftsman Self Propelled Mower. Mint condition, well cared for. Full 2 year restoration of a classic Craftsman mower completed last year. Low, low hours. Blade sharp. No expense spared, only full synthetic oil used since break-in. Only used on sunny days. Prissy pinstripes added, high performance solid core tires with 99% tread left. Bag still smells new, never used. Owners manual included. No low ballers. No high-ballers. No ballers of any type. $550. Will consider trade for Lincoln Navigator or Subaru. (*picture is not of actual mower) |
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DarkMonohue
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The reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
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Post by DarkMonohue on Jun 27, 2015 20:34:15 GMT -6
Just one question: is it Bad A$$?
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Strode
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Post by Strode on Jun 27, 2015 21:00:27 GMT -6
It's tricked out to the max.
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Post by WH on Jul 3, 2015 12:46:26 GMT -6
I am interested, can you post the invoices of parts you put into your restoration?
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Post by Ristow on Jul 11, 2015 19:22:11 GMT -6
how many dog turds has been flung thru this mower? is it a rare model in any way?
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DarkMonohue
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The reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
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Post by DarkMonohue on Jul 12, 2015 11:14:06 GMT -6
You know, if those turds came from papered dogs eating only show-grade organic dog food, it would probably add value. Might even be able to trade it on Craigslist for some bulk packs of that sought-after genuine imitation Indiana calamari.
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Strode
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Post by Strode on Jul 12, 2015 17:44:18 GMT -6
how many dog turds has been flung thru this mower? is it a rare model in any way? No dog turds ever touched this deck. My dogs are smart, they poop in the weeds. I met a old bum truck driver one night in a greasy spoon diner, and for a cup of  , he told me the secret to getting your dogs to poop in the weeds. "Don't mow your lawn, ever" he said "..and the weeds will get so tall and take over everything. That way, your dogs can't poop on the grass anymore, because there isn't any damn grass. That's the secret...." Then he slide off his stool, put on a UDO Wisconsin State Fair Tour 1993 jacket and disappeared. So, there you go. No dog poop on this mower. |
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Strode
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A little bit of snide, and a whole *&%$ of snarky
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Post by Strode on Jul 12, 2015 17:46:40 GMT -6
You know, if those turds came from papered dogs eating only show-grade organic dog food, it would probably add value. Might even be able to trade it on Craigslist for some bulk packs of that sought-after genuine imitation Indiana calamari. Is this a lowball offer? Because I said, no low ball offers. |
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DarkMonohue
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The reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
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Post by DarkMonohue on Jul 12, 2015 19:27:17 GMT -6
Well, maybe "low ball" isn't the best phrase.
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, he told me the secret to getting your dogs to poop in the weeds.