Post by Addicted on Sept 17, 2013 17:04:52 GMT -6
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “Nothing.” The reason I said that instead of saying, “Just thinking”, is because she would have said, “About what?” At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other
questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I believe I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said “Nothing.” The reason I said that instead of saying, “Just thinking”, is because she would have said, “About what?” At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other
questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I believe I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer
